Triple Threads Rip-Off Relics

As far as I know, Triple Threads is going all A-n-G on us with these non-sports or just plain non existent relic cards. Topps had a relic card of John Henry, a fictional coal-jack working in caves, as one of its hits. So...just to confirm...we are paying for a high-end box with high end hits and we get some made up relic crap? What the hell are they going to do next, make a freaking relic of Thomas the Tank Engine? No one wanted Topps to sell out and take this path, but alas, they are. In short, shove it up your arse Topps.